Breaking the law in carline!

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I am normally a law abiding citizen, but today has been CRAY- CRAY!  Just me saying that is crazy…I don’t even talk like that.  But today I am beside myself!  When I needed a drink at 9 am over this blog I knew I was in trouble.  So instead of sinking that low, I sought help…professional help….not that kind, even though I need it!  I went to a computer tech, and after an hour that cost me a hundred, I felt better.

I raced to McDonald’s to try and implement the final suggestions only to find out I am too dumb to connect my husband’s laptop to their free wifi ( can’t wait for my new Mac!) before I had to be in carline.  My sugar was getting low because I hadn’t even eaten all day, but I pushed through!  After wasting my time in futile attempts, I raced to carline.  This is where it gets worse…

Not only was I texting while rolling through the line, but I asked for child who isn’t  mine because I confused the day of our play date!  My mind was on the damn blog instead of what I was doing!  I LEFT WITH THE CHILD!!!!  Thank goodness she is old enough for a cell phone because halfway down the road her dad called.  I did a sharp u-turn and sped back to the school ignoring the speed limit in a school zone.  I am surprised I wasn’t arrested…I can see my mugshot and the headline now!

After exchanging apologizes with the dad and receiving daggers from school staff, I headed to a friend’s house to regroup.  Of course, I vented…and that’s where it got worse.  Her ten year old, overhearing, said, ” I can do websites.  We learned that in school.”  My own child then jumped up and screamed, ” I told you I could help!

So, I wasted a hundred, kidnapped a child, and as I am cooking dinner right now I have almost forgotten my child at gymnastics because I just set the stove on fire while lighting a gas burner that had errant spaghetti noodles nearby…ugh! I need a glass (or two) of wine!

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Beyond Buffalo Dip!

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What guy wouldn’t love these?  My mouth is watering just looking at the pic…okay so my mouth is watering at the site of anything delectable…curse you diet!

My white trash dip is so good, but I’m becoming so predictable.  So this Saturday y’all better watch out because I’m bringing something new!  (and maybe my white trash dip of course just to be on the safe side!) Or might I be BOLD and try this as well???

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Check out my Pinterest page for the complete recipe!

Hot Steamy Buns!

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Not that kind silly!  I mean getting those burgers your man loves to grill in a bun that would make Krystal lovers drool!  And it is really so simple: just take burgers hot off the grill, place in buns, slip them all back into the store bought bag, seal, and enjoy!

Now for the great secret ingredient that will make your plain ol’ everyday burgers seem extraordinary and leave them begging for the recipe and another serving:

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What at I am about to tell you next blew my mind…my husband who hates to cook or grill found it!  We reconnected this summer on a trip by ourselves ( can you believe it?), and he came back a new man, with the program and eager to please (and cook)!  I was so impressed with his efforts and the results I can’t help but brag!

Happy Grillin’ Ya’ll !

Big Jack loves him some green chicken!

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The Hormonal Homemaker

And by green, I mean green chicken.  “What the heck?!” I can practically hear you screaming as you brain surely sees this:

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Instead of this:

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Now  that I hear the collective sighs of relief, let me tell you this recipe is as pleasing to the palate as it is easy!  All you need are a jar of Bertolli Pesto Sauce and chicken breasts…that’s it! No kidding!  The fancy garnishments of sliced tomatoes topped with mozzarella  are skipped at my house unless company is a comin’ !

Bon Appetit !

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Rustic headboards for my little man and yours!

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I am addicted to Pinterest.  There, I admit it and won’t apologize for it because it is where we mothers get fabulous ideas that even the most power tool challenged woman can handle! After searching and researching, I finally found one I think I can handle.  Heck, with Lowe’s cutting my lumber for me, how can I go wrong?  Ok, I better put down the wood and go knock on wood…Murphy’s Law usually kicks in about now.

Anyway, here are my plans:

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When I get done (if I don’t change my mind, of course!), I will be sure and show the results!

Big Jack loves him some green chicken!

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And by green, I mean green chicken.  “What the heck?!” I can practically hear you screaming as you brain surely sees this:

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Instead of this:

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Now  that I hear the collective sighs of relief, let me tell you this recipe is as pleasing to the palate as it is easy!  All you need are a jar of Bertolli Pesto Sauce and chicken breasts…that’s it! No kidding!  The fancy garnishments of sliced tomatoes topped with mozzarella  are skipped at my house unless company is a comin’ !

Bon Appetit !

So I broke up with Little Debbie…now what?!

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Okay who am I kidding I haven’t been doing much of either lately.  Sure I get a little exercise from cleaning my own house, doing yard work and chasing kids, but I cancelled my gym membership almost two years ago. My squat, lunges, and dumbbell routine has prevented a gravity disaster, but that body pump class worked wonders!

So why did I quit?  Like most moms, it just didn’t fit into my schedule easily.  Now I know you are saying, “But you don’t work!”  True.  However, the class was and hour after carline drop off .  Too little time to warrant going back hometown start my Cinderella duties, and nowhere to go but Lowes and Walmart.  And I surely can’t keep plants from wilting or food from thawing in the hell known as our climate for most of the year down South!

However, gettin’ younger I ain’t , and as my younger friend pointed out, “Your 30 year class reunion will be here before you know it so you better get cracklackin! Did I mention she is a Crossfit junkie…Maybe I will give a try! Until then, however, MyFitnessPal just moved up on my friend list…

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