I am normally a law abiding citizen, but today has been CRAY- CRAY! Just me saying that is crazy…I don’t even talk like that. But today I am beside myself! When I needed a drink at 9 am over this blog I knew I was in trouble. So instead of sinking that low, I sought help…professional help….not that kind, even though I need it! I went to a computer tech, and after an hour that cost me a hundred, I felt better.
I raced to McDonald’s to try and implement the final suggestions only to find out I am too dumb to connect my husband’s laptop to their free wifi ( can’t wait for my new Mac!) before I had to be in carline. My sugar was getting low because I hadn’t even eaten all day, but I pushed through! After wasting my time in futile attempts, I raced to carline. This is where it gets worse…
Not only was I texting while rolling through the line, but I asked for child who isn’t mine because I confused the day of our play date! My mind was on the damn blog instead of what I was doing! I LEFT WITH THE CHILD!!!! Thank goodness she is old enough for a cell phone because halfway down the road her dad called. I did a sharp u-turn and sped back to the school ignoring the speed limit in a school zone. I am surprised I wasn’t arrested…I can see my mugshot and the headline now!
After exchanging apologizes with the dad and receiving daggers from school staff, I headed to a friend’s house to regroup. Of course, I vented…and that’s where it got worse. Her ten year old, overhearing, said, ” I can do websites. We learned that in school.” My own child then jumped up and screamed, ” I told you I could help!
So, I wasted a hundred, kidnapped a child, and as I am cooking dinner right now I have almost forgotten my child at gymnastics because I just set the stove on fire while lighting a gas burner that had errant spaghetti noodles nearby…ugh! I need a glass (or two) of wine!